Payday, But Not Really
Houston, we have a problem! Ya see, today was payday and I’m looking at my electronic statement, but there are two things wrong:
1 - The amount is WRONG. Not just wrong, but in the neighborhood of $2,000 wrong! You might think having too much money is a good thing, but NO NO NO NO NO. There were no contributions to my 401k, Roth, or any other allotments. There were no withdrawals for my benefits. Do I have medical coverage? Life insurance? Flexible spending? To make matters worse, my state and federal exemptions are WRONG WRONG WRONG. Because of this, I’ve just paid a BUTT LOAD OF TAXES!! Lawd bejeebus!
2 - Last but not least, if not THE most important - I can see it in the payroll system, but I can’t touch it. Why? The deposit was NOT made into my checking account!! So I got paid today, but I didn’t really get paid today.
Call me Dolla Bill cuz I’m pissed. Somebody done fugged up the church’s money!
~*~*~*~*~*~Work to achieve, not to acquire.
And as always, BE FABULOUS!



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